About

10421424_10203889624899967_4489702346025152556_nHey, I’m Mark.

Mark was born on a jetski. He attended school called Fish ‘n’ Chips Academy until the age of 3. ┬áIt was then that he dropped out of school and decided to manage a small team deploying lint in Pensacola, FL. Spent 2001-2004 managing barbie dolls in Prescott, AZ. Spent 2001-2007 importing accordians in Nigeria. Have some experience short selling birdhouses in Edison, NJ. Spent college summers deploying sauerkraut in Africa. Enthusiastic about exporting chess sets for the underprivileged.

I also like to travel. A lot.